The Bar Towel

congrats to " The Burgers " with the upset over President Trophy winners' "The Hammers" in a fantastic final! Final Standings for Bartowel Fantasy Hockey Year 1! *1. The Burgers *2. The Hammers *3. The Barn *4. Macon Bacon *5. The Mighty Pigs *6. Jesters 7. Desmond Howl 8. Punish...

UPDATE! playoffs are now in the final rounds. the regular season ended like this: Legend: W-L-T, win%, total pts *1. The Hammers 136-69-25 .646 297 *2. The Burgers 125-77-28 .604 278 *3. Macon Bacon 123-84-23 .585 269 *4. Jesters 117-89-24 .561 258 *5. The Barn 110-92-28 .539 248 *6. The Mighty Pigs...

Steam Whistle brewery has subscribed as a sponsor! Response is overwhelming with 2 weeks left before the grand 10th Anniversary celebration of the Toronto Classic... CBC and TV Ontario are attending to film. Other media sources also very likely. Sponsors coming on board recently may make for some in...

Woodpecker is on the organizing committee for this. Tis a great day of hockey no matter what your skill set. Take it from us, we suck but its a hoot anyways! Also, word was last week we were still looking for a beer sponsor/vendor. In the past we've had Steam Whistle and Upper Canada step up to the ...

i'll be pawning off the rest of the Heine case as i drink something entirely different...

i'm with the moderation vote. i thought his quote was the key: Sheron also believes that a January break can be a useful litmus test for your relationship with alcohol. If you resolve to take a fortnight off and find yourself nursing a large glass of merlot after a week, you may be slipping into dep...

from: http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-wellbeing/features/booze-why-you-need-a-day-off-1331672.html SNIP: Increasingly, alcohol experts and liver specialists believe that breaks from alcohol are one of the best things drinkers can do for their health. An abstemious fortnight is mor...

That's a pretty poorly written article. I appreciate you posting articles for discussion Mr WoodPecker, but you may want to set your standards a tiny bit higher. noted. but i don't want to pre-judge on quality alone. just passing along the info & perspective for all to get out of it what they s...

nice to have something in print, and from a student perspective: http://www.charlatan.ca/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=21162&Itemid=152 End the 'beer-opoly' by Wyatt Danowski Whenever the need arises to buy a case of beer to facilitate socializing needs, Ontarions go to the t...

Today's thought:

A good Micro-calorie-wise Brew?

Does one even exist?

I want to drink this weekend without blowing the waistline.

from: http://news.guelphmercury.com/Business/article/424148 Sleeman brewing change with big advertising boost January 08, 2009 Rob O'Flanagan Mercury Staff GUELPH With the deep pockets of Sapporo Breweries behind it, Sleeman Breweries is poised to boost its advertising budget by several million doll...

Britain's leading Pub is cutting the price of beer:

JD Wetherspoon to cut price of a pint to 99p
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/b ... 435780.ece


Hello ONTARIO??? are u listening???

because knowledge is the key:

http://www.cracked.com/article_16929_5- ... l-you.html

this part was the best:
"If a St. Bernard does show up with a shot of brandy, feed it the shot and then drape its passed out body over your icy torso."

i dunno about the rivalry but the bottles sure look like they would be good for combat!
i enjoyed my Black Sheep Ale as well! YUM!

about taking them down bottom first? i heard about that afterwards...