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SteelbackGuy wrote:
The_Jester wrote:
BooBoo wrote:I find it somewhat ironic that an organization whose only line of business is a product that contributes to thousands of deaths per year in Canada even has a "Social Responsibility" department. Although, the military has an "Intelligence" department so I suppose anything is possible. What's next, the "Department Of Hugs And Kisses" in the Gadhafi regime?
Stephen Harper's Ministry of Truth.

Love it!
The Obama Administration's Department of Sensible Fiscal Policy...
The Fox Network's Theatrical Shakespeare Department...
Death Row Records Department of Women's Rights...

...on and on...LOL!
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herrorara wrote:Image
LOL! Outstanding!
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Fucking hilarious! I love it!
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Give Tom the monkey some wings and you might have a new brewery mascot there!

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LOL, now thats funny. I nearly spat out some curmudgeon.

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BooBoo wrote:
herrorara wrote:Image
LOL! Outstanding!
It would be worth the wait, to me at least, if the beer was submitted to the LCBO again rather than to the Brewers Retail. Especially if it meant seeing that packaging out on the floor.

Dead serious. Screw the listing fee to put your products on the shelf of a retailer owned by your competitors. Resubmit it to the LCBO with this packaging. I'd piss myself laughing every time I bought it.

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Change the eyes on the monkey though, he looks drunk to me.

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I do think it's time for Ontario's own Nanny State. Though I'm sure ours would get much better reviews :P

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that edit it incredible herrorara! serious lols

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It would get rejected because the monkey would be seen as appealing to children. Can't have that.

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Brilliant herrorara! Even if FM re-released as "SR tom IPA" with a simple black&white label it would be fantastic.

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SteelbackGuy wrote:
TheSevenDuffs wrote:Peter has admitted on these very forums that he hid many 420 references in the packaging and he wondered if the LCBO Social Responsibly people would notice them. It looks like they did. Maybe that was a bad decision, in hindsight.

Nope. Can't be it. We'll just blanketly make shit up, but there is no way the common sense reason is actually the reason!


Seriously, this sucks. I am going to find out who is on the SR committee and post their information here for all to see. I've had enough.
Good idea, Len.....

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herrorara wrote:Image
Brilliant...I kinda dig the low-tech design.

Truthfully, we are were disappointed that LCBO fullfilled our expectations. We were hoping that they would support the craft movement. We all feel a little censored. Not to mention the amount of money invested in the brand.....

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