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Random Beer Name Generator

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GregClow
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Random Beer Name Generator

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Here's something that might help homebrewers or brewpubs who are looking for new beer names - it's the Random Beer Name Generator!

A few of my favourites:

Viscious Cletus American Light Lager
Golden Sizzling Shlong Oud Bruin
Sloth-Brain Barley Wine
Hamburgler and Spiderman's Sloshed Bavarian Dunkelweizen
Squid-Chewbacca Defense India Pale Ale
Old Flacid Bavarian Dunkelweizen
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Post by JerCraigs »

GregClow wrote: Squid-Chewbacca Defense India Pale Ale
I love it! Does this imply a Squid-Chewbacca Alliance or are they both being defended against????

I like:
Burning Nurses Day Ruby Schwartzbier
Spiced Chicken Wit
Non-Euclidean Pablo Picasso Barley Wine
Porpoise-Shlong Rauchbier
Red Curried Mushroom Cloud Barley Wine
The Ocelot Formerly Known As Buddha's Famous Gueuze (ahh reincarnation!)
Satan's Unholy Black Shitszu Russian Imperial Stout (Dibs!)
Sheep-Ninja Pilsner (that would be a kick ass label!)
Polyamorous Llama Tripel (ewwww)

and perhaps the loveliest:
Farty Paul Newman Altbier
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Post by Jon Walker »

A few of my favorites;

Smurf-Moron Tripel
Drunk Chicken Hefeweizen
Nuclear Kwanzaa Red Rauchbier
Yellow Old Halitosis Wee Heavy
Sneaky Invisible Stout
Hamburgler and Obi Wan Kenobe's Flatulent Koelsch
Unholy Persian New Year Amber Pilsner
Arrogant Zen Maerzen
I don't always piss in a bottle but when I do...I prefer to call it Dos Equis.
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Tapsucker
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Post by Tapsucker »

Insane Robot Extra Special Bitter

All I need is in that bottle... :P

Anybody want to special order some with me from New New York? We can have Bender deliver...
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Post by tuqueboy »

Oh man. Why do I have a feeling I'll be spending too much time with this. Freakin' hilarious. Love the first one on this list.
--tuqueboy

Satan's Cranky Shitszu Russian Imperial Stout
Insane Ewok Porter
Yellow Retarded Bastard Oud Bruin
Grunting Gloworm Bière de Garde
Sizzling Forbidden Donut Wee Heavy
Brown Full Moon Pale Ale
Santa's Gnarly Beige Lemur Oud Bruin
L. Ron Hubbard's Stinky Mantaray Brown Ale
Fat Mothra Altbier
The Moose Formerly Known As Mikhail Baryshnikov's El Dente Tripel
Sneaky Sheep Stout
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