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it all tastes the same anyway
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 9:29 am
by dale cannon
Re: it all tastes the same anyway
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 11:45 pm
by ErkLR
After the merger, in the interests of economy of scale and having a consistent product they will replace all existing brands with new and improved "Beer": Neutral alcohol diluted in distilled water with a bit of yellow food colouring and CO2 added. It will be totally lacking in flavour and therefore offensiveness. The slogan will be "Beer: It's not like you have any other choice" (pay no attention to the microbrewers!).