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Craig wrote: ↑Fri Apr 19, 2024 4:24 pm
I bet drunk squirrels are hilarious.
Don't get me wrong. I'm all for squirrels enjoying a nice IPA or chardonnay while hunting for nuts. What I worry about is how those stupid signs will disorient them and they won't be able to find their nests. Also, more drinkers will probably mean less tokers, which means less hackysack. Squirrels love betting on hackysack. (Don't ask me how I know).
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