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Shit beer geeks say...

Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 9:02 am
by Andrenaline
So many solid lines in this clip... The Lambic one and the quest for brown ales are my favourite... "The length of toast..."


Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 9:18 am
by NRman
As someone who speaks a certain amount of shit himself, THIS is funny.
"Is this ... is this contract brewed ? I can smell the contract"

Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:17 am
by Tapsucker
I'm torn by which was my favourite, the "limited release... they only brewed one pint" or the "white stout". :lol:

Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:45 am
by MatttthewGeorge
"whoa, that's hideously infected... unless it's a lambic, in which case it's awesome"

Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:19 pm
by TheSevenDuffs
MatttthewGeorge wrote:"whoa, that's hideously infected... unless it's a lambic, in which case it's awesome"
That one was hilarious ... as were the others that were posted above.

What makes this video so funny is that it isn't far off from reality. :)

Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 11:09 pm
by Belgian
OK seriously - where was the hidden mic? :)

They could have added some crowd BG chatter sounds to make it seem more real, but yeah it's very well done. People are doing great stuff with the good, affordable digital cameras & video edit tools we've got now.

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:01 am
by JeffPorter
Other than "I can smell the Contract", I think my other favourite line is "length of toast".

My wife thought this was hilarious: "You've totally shoved glasses under my nose and yelled 'smell this!'"

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 1:44 pm
by Bytowner
Most excellent. Beer geeks are the worst.

"Almonds or marzipan... Definitely almonds... MARZIPAN!"

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:10 am
by zane9
Have you seen the Wil Wheaton/Stone Brewing video?


Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:47 pm
by cratez
I'm guilty of using the fat guy's favourite saying ("Needs more hops!") on a semi-regular basis.

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:25 am
by Tapsucker
I felt compelled to re watch his clip and I noticed something disturbing or at least incongruous...

Not enough beards!

or plaid shirts for that matter... :P

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:19 pm
by Torontoblue
Tapsucker wrote: "white stout". :lol:
This type of ale does actually exist (as I'm sure you're aware), http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/durham-white-stout/161340/

And a rather tasty brew it is, too :)

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:49 pm
by MatttthewGeorge
Torontoblue wrote:
Tapsucker wrote: "white stout". :lol:
This type of ale does actually exist (as I'm sure you're aware), http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/durham-white-stout/161340/
Well that's just plain stupid!

(I want one)

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:42 pm
by Bytowner
MatttthewGeorge wrote:
Torontoblue wrote:
Tapsucker wrote: "white stout". :lol:
This type of ale does actually exist (as I'm sure you're aware), http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/durham-white-stout/161340/
Well that's just plain stupid!

(I want one)
Also:
http://www.nightshiftbrewing.com/site/b ... 7ad1bffaac

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:10 pm
by S. St. Jeb
Me? I was not aware.

Learned something tonight. Thanks.