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a bizzilion dollar marketing budget...

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Tapsucker
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a bizzilion dollar marketing budget...

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...and this is what the geniuses come up with.

Brands are for cattle.
Fans are cash cows.
The herd will consume until consumed.

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Post by Belgian »

^ I feel so VIOLATED.

These sexy young women were buying me Bud Lites all night just to get shizzy?

Wait, I don't mind that! Only I'll have a Amsterdam instead please...
In Beerum Veritas

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