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JeffPorter
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Man, I tried to be polite, conciliatory and even apologetic, but...
cratez wrote:

JeffPorter wrote: If you have such contempt for beers like this, perhaps you should think...Maybe you don't like beer.
What a stupid and silly thing to say. Perhaps you were drunk when you posted. Tell you what, go sample 1100 beers, then rate hundreds of them. Travel North America and review dozens of establishments dedicated to craft beer. Organize a large beer dinner for non-beer drinkers, create a local craft beer guide for your city, and attend all of the beer events in your area for multiple years in a row. Regularly visit the top 10 beer bars in your city and write reviews to raise awareness about them. Direct Americans and Northern Ontarians to the best beer spots in your area, bringing them much appreciated business. Support your local brewer, review most of their beers, and upload all the pics of their brews on BA to advocate on their behalf. Once you've done half of these things, you can begin to talk to me about whether or not I appreciate beer.
My comment was a snarky sarcastic one...I don't know anything about you, just what you wrote. I haven't heard you say a positive thing about beer yet, you may have, I just haven't read it. Of course you like beer. That's the *wake-up* ironic tone of the comment...

sigh...do I really have to explain irony here?

Like I say, I'm new here and from an outsider's perspective your comments simply seem more than negative...

Didn't mean to bruise your ego or question your impressive "Beerologist" resume.

From what you wrote above, though, it's very clear that you've sacrificed a lot of your personal life to promoting and educating people toward The Cause.

You didn't indicate whether your work in the name Craft Beer Rights cost you a spouse or perhaps children, but I'm assuming those losses were just the beginning.

In your bio-pic, I hope they get Adrian Brody to play you and Natalie Portman to play your wife. (If you're in a same-sex relationship then I'm thinking Mark Walhberg for your husband/partner).

I envision this scene where Natalie Portman is trying to get through to you with a crying baby on her hip ("I'm your wife dammit!"): she wants her husband back. But you're lost in a stack of old Taps magazines and angrily pound your laptop as your wireless connection goes out before you can hit "post" on BA.

...then, at the climax of the film, I'm seeing a beer dinner that you host for Romeo Delaire, Stephen Lewis, and Desmond Tutu, and how your pairing of Irish Stew with a Doppelbock inspired each of your guests in their own struggles against racism, genocide, and skunky ipas...

...

No? Nothing? Irony? Sarcasm?

Look, I don't know you and you don't know me...you don't know how much I've done or haven't done. I could be a brewer of one of the craft beers you sacrifice so much to promote. (I'm not, but wouldn't that be cool?)

A dozen beers would make you happy, you say? You don't think you'd find a dozen other reasons to make you just as misable?



Again, I just know what you wrote, and what you initially wrote was negative and contemptuous.

Your, comments above, however, about me just sound petty and insecure...
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Wow, all I really wanted to do by starting this thread was to give a "+1" to SteelBackGuy's comments... thanks to those in this thread that have further reinforced this stance.
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Man, an internet forum is an internet forum, no matter how big, small, old, young or what the topic is.

Like one of the prominent game forums I used to frequent, you guys take your hobby too personally. Sometimes, it's alright to cash out, but making a big drama kiss-off post is kinda lame. I think you guys need to chill, have a beer! Don't forget what brought you here, experiencing new things and sharing them is fun!

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I'll +1 that...

...that is what brought me here...

...well...that and I thought it was a forum where we swapped knitted bartowel patterns...

http://knittingcontessa.blogspot.com/20 ... towel.html

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cratez wrote:
JesseM wrote: It's like the LCBO isn't even trying. I mean, would it kill them to at least look into Dark Lord? Sheesh.
Funny, you were just complaining about the pathetic distribution of Red Racer the other day, but now I'm unreasonable for criticizing the Fall Release and pointing out the lunacy of the RR availability. Makes sense to me.
My intentionally ridiculous post was not directed at you. I just really, really can't resist sarcasm in any situation in my life. Btw I generally enjoy your involvement on this site and it troubles me to see you lashing out at so many people, albeit in defense.

This thread makes me a sad panda :( ......

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cratez wrote:
JeffPorter wrote: It's very clear that you've sacrificed a lot of your personal life to promoting and educating people toward The Cause.

You didn't indicate whether your work in the name Craft Beer Rights cost you a spouse or perhaps children, but I'm assuming those losses were just the beginning.
LMAO! Actually, I just completed grad school, recently celebrated 4 amazing years with my girlfriend in Chicago, and have a new job lined up for September. I couldn't be a happier man right now!
But I get it - in your 'ironic' and 'sarcastic' way you're trying to infer that I'm somehow bitter or frustrated with the LCBO, even though I clearly stated that I get most of my beer from other sources and, as such, don't have anything personal at stake when they continue to offer a mediocre beer selection. Nice attempt at a burn though.
Cmon!!! It WAS a good burn!!! BURN!!!! :P
JeffPorter wrote: Look, I don't know you and you don't know me...
Right, which is why you shouldn't have posted your bonehead 'Rochefort' comments in the first place. Do all of us a favour and think before you post.
Not sure I get your cause-and-effect logic here, but you are right...I will concede that my Rochefort comment was neither funny nor accurate and you concede that your comments were both melodramatic and martyrly...

...and that youre still a liiiitle bit of a Grumpy Pants...Just kidding. :wink:

Aww...Im really starting to like you!

(Im being totally serious I really respect your passion.)
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also, Im not good at quoting yet...

and just in case anyone was wondering...my apostraphes dont work (my keyboard is on some weird)...Im not antipunctuation or anything.

Look I dont want to go any further...I totally respect and am starting now to understand your opinion...

I did Grad school too (only a MA, though, couldnt force myself to keep going) - what did you do yours inÉ

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so we're cool? As the newbie I shouldn't be so provacative and I'll stop...

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cratez wrote:
JeffPorter wrote: Not sure I get your cause-and-effect logic here, but you are right...I will concede that my Rochefort comment was neither funny nor accurate and you concede that your comments were both melodramatic and martyrly...
Well, you won't get me to do that, but I'll stop engaging you in a pissing match, and if I ever do meet you, the first pint is on me. Welcome to Bar Towel.
Deal!!!

Woohoo!!! One of the guys!!!... :D

um...it is mostly dudes here right? Not a lot of ladies I'm guessing? Not that I'm trolling or anything I just don't want to use generic terms people might find offensive.

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Post by MasterChiefP »

This thread is getting way too serious, so here are some bad beer jokes from the back of the beer menu at R.F.D's in Washington DC:

If God wanted us to filter beer he wouldn't have given us livers
Dry hopping is not a teenage sexual activity
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading
Foam is beer that hasn't popped yet
Who took the cap off my lunch?
I work until beer o'clock
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink.
People who don't drink don't live longer. It only seems longer.
Friends don't let friends drink light beer
Who took the cap off my lunch?
Work is the curse of the drinking class

If everybody doesn't start to get along, I will post the rest of the jokes! You have been warned!!!

Cheers,
Paul

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The question is: Which of these am I going to use as my signature?

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Post by JeffPorter »

Oh, I think I got it...

(It's also funny to me, because I teach high school...which is why I have so much free time to post here...)
"What can you say about Pabst Blue Ribbon that Dennis Hopper hasn’t screamed in the middle of an ether binge?" - Jordan St. John

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